Monday, November 19, 2007

Anguish!


In jest and attempted humor (while I wait!):

Did my copy of "Now is Gone" come and go while I blinked. Or did I get reeled into a marketing ploy of cranial foreplay. ala "Now", "is Gone" get it... heee heee! it was never here "man!".

Where is Now?
What happened? Just give me the pdf. I woke up a social media junkie and need the fix. I'm a living Requiem for Dream on this!

Will I wake-up after a nightmare through the fog of Geoff sitting atop a mound of thousands of pristine copies of Now is Gone. He slowly unveils his face, he tells us yet again that it's the "Best Seller in it's Class" - BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ah haa haaa..!

I don't want the money, I want the book.

I now recall that I took the free shipping option. What a fool I am!

If I had the book, I'd have answers! Enlightenment! Peace and Serenity. I promise never to take the free shipping option again, never. I'd have read it by now and reordered extra copies for the people I know that aren't going to "get it". At this point, it's going to be damn good ;-)

Truly, Congratulations Geoff!
- Dave

Now, will you make chapterized mp3's of the text after Thanksgiving so I can listen to it?

Having to "read" your book now is so, "gone".
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